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general psa:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
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I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this
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I just want to stay home and play with your vagina all day
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Tacoman313: WTF is this bullshit?
hicpup
HE’S SO EMBARRASSED HE HID BEHIND HIS FOOD BOWL
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me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES
(Source: carlosbaila)
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Tacoman313: WTF is this bullshit?
There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day.
jude’s face in that last gif omfg i snorted
He’s so done with his life in this moment
The real johnlock.
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Tacoman313: WTF is this bullshit?
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
(Source: sethmeyers)
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noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
this concept always amazes me
are you implying i wouldn’t eat your dog
(Source: ladydxoxo)
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SOMEONES ON MY BLOG GOTTA ACT NATURAL
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