when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven
this raises so many questions. who is jenkins? why does he need to be stopped? how do we stop jenkins???
we have to stop jenkins
Hi there, young people. Nice day today.
SO YOU LIKE KICKIN’ BUTTS, EH
HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU OLD MAN
"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me
let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard
let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for