all your faves aren’t trans
all your faves aren’t queer
all your faves are bees, swarms of bees using their superior hiveminds to infiltrate human society under clever guises, they are all bees
I’M SO MAD
MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
AND SHE PULLS UP THIS
OKAY WHO LET THIS GET 200+ NOTES
trying to run away from my problems like
the FBI doesnt “allege” they fuckin know
nothing surprising of new hereWelcome to Florida everyone. Where they don’t consider us a part of south yet is still one of the least progressive and blatantly racist states in the US :D
The apparently unstoppable Dame Maggie reads.
I’m actually going to steal a dear friend’s story here. Mr. D., my friend, used to work at a bookshop in London. Lovely as this gentleman is - and he is the nicest, sweetest man you could ever hope to meet - he simply never got around to reading the Harry Potter books. Not out of any snobbish anti- feels; they just weren’t his bag and he never got them on his brodingnagian reading list. Consequently, he was unfamiliar with the films as well. So one day, Maggie Smith walks into the shop and asks him were the Potter books are. He shows her and asks if she’s enjoying them. “Enjoying them?” she says. “My dear man, I’m living them.”
the most frustrating thing in the world is when you have this one friend in your social circle who is the biggest piece of shit and is always rude and disrespectful to you yet is nice and cordial to all the rest of your friends even though you haven’t been anything but nice to them.
Yes. These feelings are feelings I feel.