general psa:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
I’m watching Hell’s Kitchen and I can’t stop laughing because Gordon Ramsay just called this girl a fucking biscuit then threw a piece of salmon at her and for the past 7 minutes she’s just been stood there looking at him like this
I just want to stay home and play with your vagina all day
hicpup
HE’S SO EMBARRASSED HE HID BEHIND HIS FOOD BOWL
me on my way to steal your man
“In case of an emergency this airplane is designed with 8 exits located around you.”
i WA S LAUGHING SO HARD I COULDNT EVNE REBLOG FOR A FEW MINUTES
(Source: carlosbaila)
There may come a time when I don’t reblog this post but that day is not this day.
jude’s face in that last gif omfg i snorted
He’s so done with his life in this moment
The real johnlock.
A 7 year old boy in Virginia was suspended from school after he pointed his pencil at a fellow student and said, “bang!” Even worse, he pointed at another student and said, “would not bang.”
(Source: sethmeyers)
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
this concept always amazes me
are you implying i wouldn’t eat your dog
(Source: ladydxoxo)
SOMEONES ON MY BLOG GOTTA ACT NATURAL