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lalondes:

HOMESTAR RUNNER: A BEGINNER’S GUIDE
The year is 2003. It is a kinder time, a simpler time.
Every single one of your classmates knows how to draw Trogdor the Burninator - first, you draw an S, then you draw a more different S.
"Everybody to the Limit" is a staple at middle school dances.
Your best friend’s little brother owns a plush The Cheat, and you can kick it, and it makes noise.
The year is 2003, the golden age of Homestar Runner.
Basically, every online content creator, every webcomic artist, every YouTube entertainer, owes Homestar Runner a shitload. 
Once upon a time, Homestar Runner was the definitive Flash site, an online destination for kids and immature grown-ups alike, fielding millions of hits and thousands of e-mails a day. 
Homestar Runner, the earnest athlete with a pure heart and a love for mankind, and his arch-nemesis, Strong Bad, a wrestler with a penchant for issuing snarky responses to fanmail, defined a generation through weird, surrealist Flash cartoons tinged with outdated pop cultural references.
Ten years later, there’s a new generation of Internetters who have never experienced the pure, unadulterated joy of H-Star-R, and that breaks my heart. 
So, here, I’ve compiled this beginner’s guide to Homestar Runner. Every cartoon on this list is shorter than five minutes. Get into it. Do yourself a favour.
STEP ONE: STRONG BAD E-MAILS
dragon
techno
comic
japanese cartoon
caper
stunt double
kids’ book
caffeine
army
different town
crying
for kids
montage
bedtime story
hygiene
STEP TWO: TEEN GIRL SQUAD
Episodes #1-15 are available here. Watch them all.
STEP THREE: SHORTS
An Important Rap Song
Where My Hat Is At?
Best Caper Ever
Play Date
The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
One Two, One Two
Fluffy Puff Commercial
STEP FOUR: TOONS
A Jorb Well Done
Cool Things
Date Nite
DNA Evidence
A Folky Tale

lalondes:

HOMESTAR RUNNER: A BEGINNER’S GUIDE

The year is 2003. It is a kinder time, a simpler time.

Every single one of your classmates knows how to draw Trogdor the Burninator - first, you draw an S, then you draw a more different S.

"Everybody to the Limit" is a staple at middle school dances.

Your best friend’s little brother owns a plush The Cheat, and you can kick it, and it makes noise.

The year is 2003, the golden age of Homestar Runner.

Basically, every online content creator, every webcomic artist, every YouTube entertainer, owes Homestar Runner a shitload.

Once upon a time, Homestar Runner was the definitive Flash site, an online destination for kids and immature grown-ups alike, fielding millions of hits and thousands of e-mails a day.

Homestar Runner, the earnest athlete with a pure heart and a love for mankind, and his arch-nemesis, Strong Bad, a wrestler with a penchant for issuing snarky responses to fanmail, defined a generation through weird, surrealist Flash cartoons tinged with outdated pop cultural references.

Ten years later, there’s a new generation of Internetters who have never experienced the pure, unadulterated joy of H-Star-R, and that breaks my heart. 

So, here, I’ve compiled this beginner’s guide to Homestar Runner. Every cartoon on this list is shorter than five minutes. Get into it. Do yourself a favour.

STEP ONE: STRONG BAD E-MAILS

  1. dragon
  2. techno
  3. comic
  4. japanese cartoon
  5. caper
  6. stunt double
  7. kids’ book
  8. caffeine
  9. army
  10. different town
  11. crying
  12. for kids
  13. montage
  14. bedtime story
  15. hygiene

STEP TWO: TEEN GIRL SQUAD

Episodes #1-15 are available here. Watch them all.

STEP THREE: SHORTS

  1. An Important Rap Song
  2. Where My Hat Is At?
  3. Best Caper Ever
  4. Play Date
  5. The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
  6. One Two, One Two
  7. Fluffy Puff Commercial

STEP FOUR: TOONS

  1. A Jorb Well Done
  2. Cool Things
  3. Date Nite
  4. DNA Evidence
  5. A Folky Tale
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Tacoman313: WTF is this bullshit?

without-hope-with-humor:

funny-text-posts:

A compilation of some of my favourite text posts

the loki one and the fart one got me

yonkoshanks:

dekutree:

one piece is dumb because they spend 600 episodes looking for one piece when they can just go to kfc and get a 3 piece combo w/ 2 sides for 5.99

image

Reblogged from K-li Whatever.

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gallifrey-feels:

zadrgirl55:

This is a picture of Cecil Bladwin entering a T.A.R.D.I.S. Your argument is invalid

Petition for Fink and Cranor to replace Moffat

gallifrey-feels:

zadrgirl55:

This is a picture of Cecil Bladwin entering a T.A.R.D.I.S. Your argument is invalid

Petition for Fink and Cranor to replace Moffat

(Source: hufflepuff-with-anger-issues)

heliolisk:

heliolisk:

my friend told me he counted the number of times I flipped my hair in my 50 minute lecture

I flipped my hair 11 times in 50 minutes, thats 316.8 hairflips in one day that means Ive flipped my hair 115362 times in the last year. If I had a dollar for every time I flipped my hair Id be able to pay off college in a year

Reblogged from *Joke*

sashaforthewin:

unclewhisky:

clannyphantom:

if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules

As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.

You are a mermaid, sir

Reblogged from *Joke*

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themselfff:

slysk8s:

awwww-cute:

While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job

full story??

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

themselfff:

slysk8s:

awwww-cute:

While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job

full story??

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN

Reblogged from *Joke*
Reblogged from *Joke*
Reblogged from *Joke*

Tacoman313: WTF is this bullshit?

allmonds:

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD OH MY GOD

Reblogged from *Joke*

Tacoman313: WTF is this bullshit?

hannibalhannibal:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Hannibal Buress Teaches a Valuable Lesson About Bike Security (x)

I killed that dance at the end of this.

Reblogged from *Joke*

Tacoman313: WTF is this bullshit?

Seriously, is Michael Cera even real? 

(Source: youovershare)

Tacoman313: WTF is this bullshit?

cosascool:

Freakshow Project by  Simon Birch 

  1. Deckard (black high density foam, 180cm)
  2. Godfree (Blue plastic balls, 180cm )
  3. Gordian  (stockings, ballons, water, 180cm )
  4. Gorehound (toothpicks, 180cm )
  5. Gregory (balloons, 180cm)
  6. Pris (nylon tubing,140cm )
  7. Urban (incense sticks,180cm )
Reblogged from Legitney Houston

Tacoman313: WTF is this bullshit?

mr-paltrow:

2014 Awards Season, ladies and gentlemen.

Reblogged from Lover of Many Fandoms

luficerr:

luficerr:

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN I WAS TALKING TO MY CRUSH FROM 5TH GRADE AND WE HAVENT SEEN EACH OTHER FOR LIKE 5 YEARS AND HE WAS LIKE “DID U KNOW I DATED KATY A” IM CRYING I DATED HER TOO WHAT DO I SAY

update i told him i dated her too and he asked me if i was bi and i said yes and he said “oh i am too” and wE DATED THE SAME GUY AND THE SAME GIRL AND NOW WE’RE TALKING ABOUT HOW SEXY DEAN WINCHESTER IS IM GONNA MARRY THIS GUY

Reblogged from S.S. Friendship